Being Clever and Hilarious

One of the primary advantages of being a writer is that when anyone around you says anything displaying intellect superior to that of a pigeon, you can respond with, “I’m going to use that!”

Usually, the petty commoner appreciates the appreciation of his humour, however, there is the occasional being who acutely resembles an obstinate zit as he resentfully states, “You can’t do that!”

My dear friend, being surrounded by idiots has made us lazy! Oil those brain cells! The way to respond is obvious! You must categorically state, “Okay, you write a blog!”

Watch them looks at you through murderous eyes, but they can’t disguise that upturned corner of their mouths. Learn from a lady who made an artist famous beyond his wildest dreams. Smile.



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