So ure near the sea, enjoying the aesthetic street lighting and the gentle breeze of comfort. Then one of those pesky kids from any generation not ur own dares to call u old! What do you do?
I wish that this ingenious idea was mine but sadly this brainchild was another. Don’t worry, folks that doesn’t make it less ingenious. We decided the solution was simple we must throw her and all similar obnoxious kids into the all consuming ocean.
Thankfully Marine Drive is one place where people have skilfully perfected the task of tuning out the sound of annoying teenagers screaming,”Help! Help! These crazy women are trying to kill me!”
I’ll let you know tomorrow if the kid drowned tomorrow 😉