Playing with Light

Remember that old game we used to play before the playstation was invented when we used mirrors to flash lights in each others faces? Why did we stop playing those? The fault lies absolutely with the apathetic youth that has become entirely consumer-driven in their detachment. But even in the face of ignominious neglect light…

A Day to be Proud!

Think of the most beautiful person in the world you have ever seen! And the answer to that for most people is universal. It’s usually Mom. And we can fight about it all you want but I will maintain that this person is My mother. So imagine a day when someone actually tells you you…

Having The Coolest Friends EVER!

Now I know we all think our friends are darlings. They are. But isn’t everyone when everything is good. When you are adorable, everyone loves you, but the time your friends are really put to the test is when are less than perfect. When you behave nothing less than a stark raving lunatic! There are…

The Queen of Drama

So you know when you feel like an idiot when you are hurt by something as stupid as idiotic as someone sitting on your chair when you get up. Don’t lie, you know it happens. Usually, specifically on those days your boss had given your performance evaluation. Now, you can either fall for the new…

Three Hour Conversations Past Midnight

There are something you can only ever do with people you have been friends with for longer than seven years. Demand updates with all the authority of your direct manager with intricate details of anything embarrassing to report. Tell them the time you went mean girls on someone, have them take your case about it,…

Talking Nonsense!

When every second someone around you is getting married, you should be prepared to hear the dreaded question “So when are you getting married?” I may forgive you for the blank look on your face the first time, but the second? Tch Tch. You know what the inimitable collective “them” say about fool me twice……

Funny Jokes That Aren’t Funny

Have you ever heard a joke that was so bad, so ridiculous that you just had to laugh. Yup. That’s the kind I mean. Don’t get it? It’s Saturday!!!! Still don’t get it? It’s Saturday!!!! Yeah. I see the disapproving looks. The raised “What’s wrong with you” eyebrows are clearly visible too, but just you…

The Gift of Foresight

The trick is that you can’t tell people you have it. They won’t believe it. When they see it proved they’ll call it luck. And when it happens repeatedly they’ll get you to tell them what they want to hear, but they still won’t believe it will happen. How does it happen? Empathy. The power…

Teddy Bear

Every girl should have a childhood friend and sometimes I wonder why boys don’t. And I don’t mean to re-enact scenes from the last WWE show they saw. A soft toy is a friend who keeps all your secrets, listens to all your problems, and is always available. I love my teddy bear fuzzy, hairy…

500th Time Funny

Everyone knows the joy of watching your favourite movie the first time. Some shameless pray for the impossible of turning back time just so they can watch it for the first time again, but what if your favourite movie was of the limited edition type that only got better each time you saw it? What…

Bachelorette for the Boring!

What I don’t understand is why people have the sudden urge to make a spectacle of themselves the minute they get hitched… Isn’t the reason you want to get married that you don’t want to be with anyone else? So why instead don’t you celebrate your excitement by doing something you love instead.. Today, for…

Status…… Connected

It’s true what they say… When there is no internet I forget the rest of my computer works! Walking the path less travelled and going completely low tech, as is resolutely uncharacteristic of our generation, does have its advantages. You reconnect with your love for the numerous pieces of paper that our proud ancestors call…