The best thing a boy can give you, particularly one who has a habit of bathing once a week, is to take a bath. Trust me, you do not want to go into that boy’s room. All the deodorant in the world doesn’t help. So, when a boy takes a bath for you, he cares about you. Deeply.
When a boy threatens someone else for you. It usually happens behind your back. So, girls, while you are sleeping, keep an ear open for “If you hurt her I’ll break your legs”. You won’t be able to keep the smile off your face.
But the awesomest thing a boy can do for you is buy you flowers, or even better, climb walls to pluck them himself. Remember, put in them in water immediately. And throw in an Asprin to lift their spirits. The flowers, I mean.