Mommy Dear Awesomest

Mothers are darling creatures. They will happily tell you what is the best food to eat, the best clothes to wear, which type of boy to marry, and what to say when you fight with him after you do marry him. They mean well. They really do.

So, when your mother says, ” Do think I’m the mother from your favourite television show. I taught you to think, now make your own decision. Why do you want me to do your thinking for you?” You know you’ve got the coolest mom in the world. Even though she punished you for not putting your shoes in the appropriate place by hanging them on your ears.

Life is unpredictable when your mom is as insane as you are, and everything you hear sounds like your favourite stand-up comedian speaking.


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