How to Make Boys Socialise

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The annoying thing about all boys is that they never want to leave the house. All they need is a bottle of scotch and a place to drink it or every girlfriend’s worst nightmare, The Video Game, pick your favourite. Usually, I am one hundred percent supportive of anti-social behaviour, since it authorises me to binge series watching, however, when people being to doubt you are a vampire you need to step into the light.

Logic works on girls, okay, smart girls, but how do you get a guy to get off his butt? You can threaten to show up and talk his ear off. It works. Sometimes. You can physically drag them out. But it’s hard.

OR

You can get them married. Become friends with their wives. Delegate.

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