Screaming Cakes!

On a lunch date with friends, remember to get there early and grab like the bloodhounds a seat facing the wall. Why? Imagine sixteen cakes, pies, tarts, and chocolate shots looking at you with puppy dog eyes! Yes. It’s true desert food had perfected the art of emotional blackmail!

Better get there first. Being late and getting the seat that you want is no advantage. You’ve glimpsed the future fat on your body, and it has come dressed as everything you’ve ever wanted to put in your mouth. You can hear it scream, “Eat me!! Eeeeaaaaaattttttttt Meeeeeeee!!! EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAATTTTTT MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!”
A foodie can resist any temptation invented to test the human soul but it cannot hold out long against the call of delicious desert food.
Yes. It is so delicious you’re not even sorry!

One Comment Add yours

  1. minihaikuman says:

    That looks like the best slice of cake ever. ‼️‼️‼️❗️😮


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