Everyone knows the feeling of the four horsemen of the apocalypse coming to life in the five minutes before you step into the darkest dungeons of hell you call your office. Do you know why that is? It is because you know that the monster that closing resembles a vampire is waiting with its teeth barred to drain of you every drop of blood in your body. Yes. I’m talking about your boss. Now, imagine if you he wasn’t there.
Unfortunately, he or she doesn’t have a life-threatening illness, but a day of freedom is not a bad bargain if he’s out with the common cold. You’ll take what you can get. In retrospect, it might even be better. Because you know if you cut off the head of a monster another one grows in its place.
Of course, we all would love to be our own boss, but beggars can’t be choosers.
Isn’t your boss calling in sick awesome!